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Joke of the Day

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"

"Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you'd never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that's shipping cocaine into his family's neighborhood."

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."

"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."