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Joke of the Day

"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."

"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"

"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"

"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."