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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"
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"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"
"You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen."
"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"
"Bud light is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water."
"As you take another breath, someone takes their last. Stop complaining; appreciate life."
"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"Two fish are in a tank one fish looks at the other fish and says... How the fuck do we drive this thing dude?"
"There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, ""Don't eat me."" Now there's an empty plate and a note, ""I don't take orders from a cake."""