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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"
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"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"
"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"
"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."