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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"
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"Scientists say Spider-Man would not be able to climb vertical surfaces due to his size. It's almost like someone made the whole thing up."
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"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."
"A guy at the bar asked me to pass him the salt and pepper, so I punched him in the face and yelled, GET YOUR OWN DISTINGUISHED HAIR JERK!"
"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"
"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."
"Mom: Where're you going? Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends? Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter..."
"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""