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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun then the earth..."
"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."
"[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*"
"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."
"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"A man walks into a butchers... A man walks into a butchers and says ""Is that a sheep's head?"" to which the butcher replies ""No... it's just the way I do my hair.""."
"I wrote a book called My permanently exposed penis'. It's out now."