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Joke of the Day

"I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase."

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."

"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"

"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."

"How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""

"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"How do male civil unions not end with the phrase ""I dude""?"