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Joke of the Day
"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
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"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""
"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
"I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings."
"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."
"Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it."
"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
"Eating at this new Hitler-themed breakfast place, Luftwaffles."