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Joke of the Day
"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."
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"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."
"Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana? I couldn't concentrate."
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."
"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."
"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
"Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally."
"Yay it's payday! *pays bills That was short lived."
"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."