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Joke of the Day
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
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"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"
"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."
"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."
"""WHAT?? You ate the last of the cantaloupe?? This is the worst day ever!"" Can you please stop being so melondramatic."
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."