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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."
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"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."
"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."
"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."
"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."
"Joe is a such generous guy. Once he went out on the town and got two blowjobs. He came back and gave me one!"
"Can you imagine how hard it must be to intern a suicide bomber? You need three years experience to even apply!"
"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."
"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."
"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"