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Joke of the Day
"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her ""The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."""
"Boss: ""late again I see"" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: ""your moms late."" Brain: wow...."
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"Car Talk So a transmission asks an engine, ""Yo Engine, hows things with you today?"" and the engine replies ""Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."""