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Joke of the Day
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
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"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"
"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."
"Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant? Because he has a hollow-weenie"
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
"Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?"
"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."