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Joke of the Day

"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"it's a status....not your diary..."

"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."

"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"

"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"

"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."