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"Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !"
"How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."
"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."
"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."
"We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer"
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."