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Joke of the Day

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."

"Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere."

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."

"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"

"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"

"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."

"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."

"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"