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Joke of the Day
"Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing."
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"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"
"Did yoy hear what happened to the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"
"My new job! I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be ""Mike Dyson""!"
"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."
"Hey girl, are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."
"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""
"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."
"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."