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Joke of the Day

"I was paper-thin as a kid. So I got ripped."

"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."

"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"

"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"

"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."

"Every rooster is a dick."