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Joke of the Day
"My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~Only 15 more to go!!"
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"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"If you knew what I considered to be my ""best behavior"" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be ""on it""."
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."
"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"
"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""