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Joke of the Day

"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"

"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."

"Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room."

"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"

"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"

"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"

"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."

"Yesterday, I got a fortune cookie that said: ""Help! I'm stuck in a cookie factory!!!"""