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Joke of the Day
"How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit? Periodically!"
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"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"
"If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved"
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."
"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."
"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"
"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."