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Joke of the Day

"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."

"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"

"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."

"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."

"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."