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Joke of the Day

"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"

"What do you call a slutty Bee A Whorenet"

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? Because she's always spilling the beans!"

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."

"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."

"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""