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Joke of the Day

"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."

"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"

"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."

"What a man How do you respond to someone who says ""fuck you"" Answer: You fuck you"

"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."

"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."