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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering a minor"
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"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."
"Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!"
"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."
"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"
"The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents."
"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."