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Joke of the Day
"The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents."
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"Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla? He didn't want to taco 'bout it"
"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."
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"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire : WOOF! How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze it and put it thru a table saw: meeeeooooow"
"If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego"