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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
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"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."
"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."
"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"
"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."
"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."
"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""
"What is a cardiologists favorite wine Vena Cava"
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."