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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
Next Joke
"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."
"Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I'll never get to touch."
"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"
"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."
"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."
"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"
"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"
"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."