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Joke of the Day
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
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"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"
"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"
"I think about other women when I'm having sex with my wife. But I always think about her when I'm having sex with other women."
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."
"Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML."
"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."
"Today my parents told me to either move out or get a fucking job. So I became a prostitute."