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Joke of the Day
"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"
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"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."
"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."
"Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day."
"Someone once told me I'm a sociopath. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
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"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."
"Austria's Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision amid Russia, Ukraine tensions Click on the link to watch the video in youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZlqNfZr40"