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Joke of the Day
"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."
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"Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem"
"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"
"What's pink and retarded? A Flamongo."
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
"Old ladies smell both good & bad. Like if you farted through a scented dryer sheet."
"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."
"Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? He wanted a law-suit"