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Joke of the Day

"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"

"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."

"Got a new roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."

"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."

"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""

"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"