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Joke of the Day

"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."

"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"

"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship."

"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."

"It is always the wrong time of month."

"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."

"Joke ##439057"