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Joke of the Day
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
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"What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive."
"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."
"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."
"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, ""Spit out your gum,"" but a train says, ""Chew chew!"""