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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."
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"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."
"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"
"What do horny terrorists in airplanes do? High jack."
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"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"
"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"
"PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that's Greg, & that's Linda..."
"Every tweet has 140 characters and if some of you learned the difference between it's and its you'd have one to spare."