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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."
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"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."
"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"
"*Pearly Gates St. Peter: No way! Me as angel: It's the rules! SP: But the drugs and sweari- M: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! Snoop: Fo' Shizzle."
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball? She choked."
"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."
"One-legged Fox How do you kill a Fox with 1 leg? Make him run across Canada."
"The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting Then it brought me down"
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"