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Joke of the Day

"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"

"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"

"There was once a conservative redditor"

"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""

"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"Did you all hear about the new terrorist group called Al-paca? The leaders name is Olama Bin Laden."

"I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep."

"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."

"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."