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Joke of the Day

"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."

"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"

"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"

"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"

"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."