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Joke of the Day

"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"Your Honor it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know I didn't see her license plate!"

"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."

"Wedding day Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't that great, but let me tell ya the reception was great."

"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"