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Joke of the Day

"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""

"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"""Sir, I need you to explain your resume."" Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters ""Current job?"" I pee on things I don't like"

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"

"What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!"

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."

"I tried to be a pornstar But apparently that type of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine"