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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."
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"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"
"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"
"I got mugged yesterday... The mugger said, ""Give me your money or you're science."" I said, ""Don't you mean history?"" He said, ""Don't try and change the subject."""
"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"
"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."
"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""
"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"