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Joke of the Day

"Australia's got 99 problems... But beaches ain't one."

"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"

"What did Will Smith say to Carleton when he asked if he was ready to leave their yoga class? Nah I'ma stay."

"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."

"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"Women are just like an oven before you stick any cake batter in them, you have to preheat."

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."

"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."

"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."