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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""

"Whenever one door closes, another opens. ..perhaps the one who built the house didn't do a good job."

"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"

"What instrument does the uterus play? The fallopian tuba."

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."

"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""

"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."

"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"