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Joke of the Day

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."

"I organized a 3-some last night There were 2 no shows, but I still had a good time."

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."

"A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch"

"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."

"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."

"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."