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Joke of the Day

"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"

"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."

"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."

"It sucks how if you say hi to someone once, you're now committed to saying hi to them the rest of your entire life."

"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."

"What do you call a dog riding in a submarine? A subwoofer."

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"Why are Mistborns always so thin? Because they're always Burning calories!"