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Joke of the Day
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
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"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"
"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."
"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."
"What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money."