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Joke of the Day

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"

"What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts."

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."

"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"

"A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor."

"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."

"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'."