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Joke of the Day
"What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? My ex wife!"
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"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"
"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."
"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"
"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"
"4/20. Always forget."
"Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, ""A way out"" wasn't the right answer."
"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."
"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."