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Joke of the Day

"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."

"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""

"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."

"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."

"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."

"I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet... So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends."

"I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality... ...but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."

"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""

"Hey girl did you just get dropped from an F/A-18? Cuz J*daaammnnnn* Im sorry /r/badjokes is dead https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Direct_Attack_Munition"

"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"