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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest form of bread? Scone."
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"Girls lives are tough ."
"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"Damn, girl! Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah..."
"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"
"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."
"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."