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Joke of the Day
"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""
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"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"
"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."
"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"
"So I told my secretary.... to go buy me a fighting stick, but the best he could find was a walking stick. Honestly you can't get the staff."
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"
"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."