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Joke of the Day

"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."

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"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"
"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
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"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"
"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"