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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"
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"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"What did the test tube baby ask its father? Am I a jerk off?"
"How are having sex in a canoe and American beer alike? They're both fuckin' close to water"
"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral home it was a dead zone."
"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("